Vineshroom

A letter is attached to the small legally distinct mascot figurine, it reads: "My Dearest Melpert, I pray this weapon finds you well. I have crafted this stone weapon of vine and shroom for the express purpose of throwing at thine enemies. Regrettably, it does not spin when thrown. Nevertheless, it should serve you well as I am quite certain you are playing the game wrong and also this game sucks. Yours truly and forever, Freshly Baked Games"